Friday night, time to get fucked up
FUCK THAT! Monday night, time to get fucked up
We're gettin drunk at the club surrounded by dumb sluts
Who would be hella quick to fuck and let me bust a nut
But it's whatever, too drunk to get a fuckin erection
'cause I'm too busy drinkin combatively against my own reflection
Tryin to figure my direction out I'm stumblin and mumblin
Liver crumblin but I'm ready to get rumblin with the pack
I got this Mexican next to me like "I fuckin hate her, mayne!"
but I ain't hearin his problems, 'cause I've got some Dr. Jägercane
Suddenly, I feel like I ain't such a bad guy
I'm talkin and bein friendly I'm normally kinda shy
I know that in the morning I'm gonna feel like I'm gonna die
But tonight I don't give a fuck, so put them shots in a line
I'll be fine, just crack open another beer
Keep the buzz goin strong every day of the year

Screwed up Sunday, messed up Monday, tipsy Tuesday, wasted wednesday
Any day you're gettin crazy doin dumb shit your friends say
'cause you know by tomorrow you won't remember anyway
Hope you don't throw up, 'cause that'd hella suck
Everyone's got a headache dude shut the fuck up
'cause it's thirsty Thursday, fucked up friday
We ain't got a name for Saturday, but you know what I say
Every single night, every day of the week
Is a candidate for a party, got no time for sleep
So go out with your friends and get hella drunk
'cause life's too short to miss out on all the fun

Sittin around with your friends and playin Mario Party
Landed on a red space? Take a shot of Bacardi
Visions gettin a little cloudly but I'm not concerned
'cause I'm ready for drink and now it's my turn
But by now, everybody here is pretty drunk
So we're done with this game, so let's play something dumb
Insert Mario Kart so we can drink and drive
Make the same joke 6 times about a DUI
Run into the same wall like 15 times
Laugh for 10 minutes when DK dies
But really, all he did was fall off the track
But fuck DK, throw a shell at his back
Oh shit, my drink's empty, someone fill up my glass
'cause it's nights like this that you wish would last
So open another case, another round of beer
Keep the drink flowing every day of the year