Here's some advice: when you see me, run
'cause I'm quick to stab you with the straw from my Caprisun
And then I'll suck out your blood like I'm Dracula, bitch
Dumpin your body out the trunk into the back of a ditch
'Cause I'm really the type of dude you don't wanna be fuckin with
The type of dude who will see your girl and probably go abduct the bitch
And tie her up with duct and shit, I'm throwin uppercuts and spillin blood on your nice floor and freshly cleaned carpets
Swimmin in tar pits, 'cause I'm a fan of dinosaurs
Your mom's the best, I'm into her 'cause she's my kinda whore
I write over-the-top raps like this because I'm kinda bored
And 'cause I'm fucked in the head, I'm killin people for a higher score
I've got a master plan to take and blast your fans
Comprised of a 16 year old juggalo anarchist, man
And you think you're in love, been with the girl for a month
Call me back in half a year because I've really got a hunch
That all your pictures with neon green love poems won't matter
When you two break up because she caught you on a chatter
Role-playin with weeaboo dudes as Sesshomaru, cyber-sexin typin out how you're blowin a dude
So now I'm throwin' my shoes, and yes I throw 'em at you
But my shoes are the boots from Super Mario 2
I mean 3, you know, the one with the angry sun
This track's complete nonsense but at least I'm havin fun
And if you've got a problem with it then delete it from the track list
Then delete your songs while you're purgin the whackness
And replace 'em with me, 'cause even when I'm bein funny I'm better than you and your crew and I get more money
Get it? 'Cause I do this for free
Your songs are fuckin garbage and you do it for a fee?
You'd still get no downloads if you did it for free
The only way you're gettin hits is if you feature Lord Z
'Cause I'm high in demand, which is hilarious, 'cause I'm really not that high in the fans
But when you people havin beef you're all "don't make me get Z!"
'Cause it's a well-established fact there's none as furious as me