You better get ready, 'cause shit's about to get heavy
Mashup a beast on the bass like his name was fuckin' Geddy
Lee, Hitmon, hi jump kicks and then your shit's gone
I'm tearin off your head so Duke Nukem's got somethin to shit on
I got rappers comin at me with ages the length of dev hell
Got lyrical karate chops that I'm droppin, OOPS, your head fell
The red quells my insatiable bloodlust, what contradiction you dumb fucks?
You weren't listening, watch this, I love crusts on my sandwiches
You're listening now, like "what the fuck? What's it gotta do with sandwiches?"
I'M DARKWING DUCK. I'm irrelevant for the hell of it, I'm tearin down your shelves and shit
Settin em down on a stack of my albums 'cause I ain't sellin shit
I fell and hit the bottom of the barrel
I'm done with bein terrible, it's time for the next level so GET READY FOR THE STORM

Batten down the hatches and get down into the basement
Me and the homie Maloney comin through and about to break shit
If you're turning volume down then you obviously can't take this
So get the fuck outta here before I'm sealin your fate, bitch
GET READY FOR THE STORM
Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya husband
I'm smashin rappers in packs because they're cheaper by the dozen
Man, I feel like money and now I got em all buzzin
So you better get ready, 'cause there's a fuckin storm comin

I'm Donkey Kong, you're Donkey Wrong, I'm Donkey Strong with these Donkey Songs
I see you runnin as fast as you can, you're long Donkey Gone
I got these bombs of lyrical bullshit that I'm droppin hella quick
On your NES, I take it back before you get a sip
So then you're cryin to your mom, FUCK YOUR MOM... I'm jokin
Your mom's the best, finest chest in the whole fuckin ocean
Come at me bros, I'm ready to get Super Smasin'
'Cause all these rappers comin at me hella suck, Luigi's Mansion
You're crashin, you haven't had a Mountain Dew in a while
Pressin play on these tracks is like playin with Guile
Sonic booms assaultin your speakers, Z's the new theme to your dreams
With obscene raps, you're screaming out "HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT!"
If I offended you before you ain't ready for what's in store
I'm back with some fresh raps, so you'd better get ready for the storm