I'm on a quest for world domination
Already took over the Internet so now I'm set up and stationed
Posted at the top of my tower upon my castle of power
Strategizing for battle so I can hassle the dour
People, 'cause I don't believe I have any equals
I'm here to rule the planet damnit 'cause y'all minds is feeble
I've got dark magic and an army of clones, but this ain't new to me
Gotta make em inferior so there's no chance of mutiny
The people are all so unsuspecting
Like that teenage girl who you just tricked into sexting (YOU SHOWED EVERYONE??)
Although my castle's a bit perplexing
They don't bother to question they think I built it for flexing my cash
But I'm not up here to showcase the swag
I shaped my castle like a skull so I could showcase the rad
Mad villainous schemes, I'm more bad than it seems
And I'm fulfilling my dreams of ruling all things

You'll never stop me
Send all your soldiers
With my army of copies
I'm taking over

I'm taking over, and it's just about time
I'm already the best at raps, so it's not about rhyme
My motivation is simple, I got such a lust for power
Triforce wasn't enough, so in a couple of hours
I'm coming down with my big clone army
"I think he's gone mad!" "You think so?" Hardly.
I probably won't do much, I won't rule too harshly
Just gotta make you all aware that I'm awesome, got me?
Yea, you get it. And if you don't I've got a death ray
I'm iller than Eli Porter you could say I'm the best mayne
I did it, so quick it skipped the lyrics
I run everything now, y'all know you fear it
And you treat me with respect because I'm obviously the best
That's why I'm the king of earth, sorry I mean planet Zed
Sorry I mean planet Z, I spent too much time with B
Honestly, it's mostly 'cause I won't let him leave

Maybe I'm just not cut out for this
Some people love me while others compare me to Auschwitz
I don't get it, everytime I try to please the whole populace
Half the people are pleased and the rest are all "god I'm pissed!"
Turns out it's a bit more complicated than that
'Cause I used to feel safe when my castle faded to black
But now that I run the world I'm the only leader they have to hate
Another day another attempt to assassinate
Me? I kinda just want things back to the way they used to be
When I was just on the Internet dissin rappers who weren't so good to me
Now I'm catching all these fuckin talks of rebellion
I approve of these usually but now it's me they're rebelling against
I see them all down there bout to rush the fence
Better put up my defences... Wait shit what defense?
I used the clones as bowling pins the death ray's running cold again
Now my castle is burning looks like my times running thin

So I'm defeated, looks like I can't win this time
The castle collapses around me and I'm wounded, my things are fried
I reach up to the sky and I'm wondering why
This is the way I'm meant to die, but then I open my eyes
Turns out it was all a dream, that shit blew my mind
I look at the clock and I check the time
I got a text that says "What's goin on tomorrow, sir?"
I reply "same thing as every night, we try to take over earth"

Looks like they've stopped me
Brought all their weapons
It was all just a dream
But I'll never learn my lesson