JOEY Z'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

by Joey Z & Variant

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I GOT DRUNK AND RECORDED SOME SONGS IN MY LIVING ROOM OVER SOME BEATS VARIANT HAS SENT ME IN THE LAST YEAR.

R.I.P. SEAN P!

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released October 31, 2016

VOCALS FROM JOEY Z, THE DEADMAN AND CHAD WARDEN
BEATS FROM VARIANT

THANKS FOR TAKING THE COVER PHOTO MURKZ

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Track Name: THE CURSE OF CHAD WARDEN
[THE DEADMAN'S INTRO]

START & GO, GET MOVING
GRAB THE BALL & ROLL
FILL IN THE SYLLABLES WITH SYNONYMS
STAY HARD AS STONE
MY DOPEST RAP FLOWS AND SCHEMES BREAKIN HEART AND SOUL
I'M CLOSE TO LEAVING, GOING BACK HOME AND MAKIN MARIOS
I CAN'T RAP TODAY
I WANNA SLEEP FOR HALF A DAY
WAKE UP
SMOKE A BUNCH OF WEED
AND WATCH AN ANIME
LOOK AT MY PHONE THE WHOLE TIME
SHUT IT OFF TO GO COMPLAIN ONLINE
LIKE HERE'S THE FACTS YALL, THAT WAS TRASH
I'M JUST TRYNA GET THE FANS MAD
GIVE ME AND MY BASED BOYS SOMETHIN TO LAUGH AT
FLASH BACK TO ME BACK AT MAMA AND DAD'S PAD
TAPPING OUT BEATS ON MY LAPTOP TRACKPAD
TRYING TO RAP FAST

[CHAD WARDEN!!!]

RETURN MY BODY TO THE OCEAN
THEN A HUNDRED YEARS LATER I'M BACK ON THE SURFACE CHOKIN
LAUGHING UP WATER AND MAD THAT IT ISN'T OVER
THEN I'M GETTIN UP
GETTIN DOWN
GOIN OVER
GOIN UNDERGROUND TO DO A RAP PERFORMANCE
BLOW THE ROOF OFF
SHATTER THE GLASS, IT'S LIKE JORDAN ON THE BACKBOARDS
RAP TOUR
TRAVEL ROUND THE WORLD CRACKIN JOKES AND DROPPIN MONEY ON THE FLOOR
JUST LEAVING IT THERE
i'M CHAD WARDEN
DON'T SAY ANYTHING EVER
YOU'RE NOT ME, YOU'RE NOT AS WITTY OR CLEVER
MY VERSES AIMLESS LIKE I DUNNO WHERE TO GO NEXT
END UP KURT ANGLE, A MEDAL HANGED FROM A BROKE NECK
TURN THE TABLES TO THE LEFT
UNTIL THEY'RE FACIN TOWARD THE KITCHEN LET ME LOOK AT THE CHEFS
AS THEY'RE COOKING UP DINNER I'M SNIFFING BEAUTIFUL SCENTS
SIPPING EXPENSIVE DRINKS WITH MY FRIENDS
LIKE "THIS IS THE END!!!"
Track Name: A STRANGE JOURNEY
YOU HEAR THE NEEDLE DROPPIN ON THE RECORD
I HEAR THE PEOPLE, THEY NEED ME NOW MORE THAN EVER
SO ME AND VARIANT GOT BACK TOGETHER
FOLLOW ME
IT'S JOEY Z'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

I'M JOTARO WITH THE OVERCOATS
YOU SEE I GOT THE EMBLEMS
GOLD CHAIN TYPE OF NECKLACE
NO SHAME, I'M A LEGEND
DUMB HAT WITH NO BACK, WILD AND RECKLESS
I'M KINDA LOW EFFORT
UNBREAKABLE DIAMOND, I THROW ECHOES
ABOUT TO GO VENTO
NAME FITS WITH THE FAMILY
I'M SO SPECIAL
SO GET WITH THE PROGRAM
OR DON'T
WHATEVER
I'M JOEY, YOU KNOW ME
YOU KNOW THE LETTER
YOUR BEST EFFORTS CAN'T MATCH WITH THE STUFF THAT I DON'T REMEMBER

I THINK I'M SO CLEVER
ANIME SUCKS BUT IF YOU SMOKE WEED IT'S BETTER
I'M SO HIGH
I'VE ASCENDED FROM YALL
THIS EVENT'S TO BE REMEMBERED
ALL MY ADVENTURES BIZARRE
I'M JUST WELCOMING YALL
LIKE "HERE'S ANOTHER ONE"
I'M COMING WITH INCREDIBLE BARS
I'M SO SERIOUS
YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME
YOU BETTER STAY CLOSE
MY ADVENTURES ARE SO OUTLANDISH

SMOKE & CHILLIN
I CAN'T COMMIT TO ANYTHING BUT JOKES & WOMEN
FLOWS & RHYTHM
I'M AT HOME STONED FOR DINNER
ALONE AND MISERABLE
WHEN I HIT YOU WITH THAT FIGURE FOUR CHOKEHOLD I'M SO RELENTLESS
BUT THAT'S FOR THE NEXT TAPE, YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO GET IT
YOUR DUDE IS BACK
AND YOU KNOW THAT I'M HOME
I'M SAT BACK
FEET UP
LAUGHING, IGNORING MY PHONE
SPINNING JAZZ RECORDS
SIPPING ON FINE GLASSES OF SMOKE
I DOME DABS THAT'D MAKE A VETERAN CHOKE
AND PUT THE RECORDS ON SLOW
THAT'S HOW I GET IN MY ZONE
TO GIVE YOU A GLIMPSE OF THE DOPE
DO EVERYTHING LIKE I DID IT BEFORE
IT'S JOEY Z CHRISTMAS
A SPECIAL ADVENTURE
I CHANGED CLOTHES AND EVERYTHING
WE ADDED SNOW BUT WHATEVER
IT'S EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE EPISODE
THAT'S TELEVISION TREASURE
R.I.P. TO SEAN P
CAUSE HE'S THE BEST FOREVER
[SEAN P!!!]
I ONLY SPEAK FACTS AND THE TRUTH
AND EXAMPLE FOR YOUTHS
LIKE "HEY KIDS, RAPPIN IS COOL
AND IF YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN RAP THEN JUST PRACTICE IN SCHOOL
BUT NEVER PLAY YOURSELF KIDS, IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU
DON'T MESS UP
PLAY IT SMART
DON'T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF, JUST PLAY YOUR PART
BUT IF YOU AIN'T JOEY Z YOU PROBABLY AIN'T GOT BARS
ALL MY ADVENTURES BIZARRE
THE NEXT EPISODE'S ON
LETS GO
Track Name: HALF TWO
ROWDY AFTERNOONS HOWLING AT THE MOONS
CLAPPING, CROONING
HOURS STANDING MOVING TO SOUNDS OF SAMPLED TUNES
A BAG OF BLUE
PASS AROUND THEM MATCHSTICKS, WE GOT BAD TO DO
LAUGH UNTIL WE HAVE TO PUKE
LAUGH LIKE WE'RE FROM MATTRESSED ROOMS
THERES HALF FOR ME AND HALF FOR YOU
I SPLATTER PAINT ON CANVASES THROUGH RAPPER WAYS
I'M RAPPING DUDE
LIKE TWO RAPPERS WHO GOT SLAPPED TOGETHER AFTER GLUE
I'LL BATTLE RAP THE MIRROR UNTIL THE LOSER'S IN TEARS
THEN PUNCH HIM TO PROVE HE AIN'T SHATTER PROOF
OR WHATEVER I HAVE TO DO
I COULD SCREAM FOR MY STAND TO COME AFTER YOU
BUT IF YOU'RE BAD AT MUSIC CATCH ME SCREECHING BY LIKE FALCON SWOOPS
MOUNTAIN VIEWS
YOU SEE ME
NO BINOCS
LIKE I'M SURROUNDING YOU
A THOUSAND DUDES
A THOUSAND JOEY ZS ABOUT TO SHOUT ON YOU
EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD AND I'M ABOUT IT TOO
ALL MY TEARS FOR FEARS IN MY MIND'S EYE THERE'S A FOUNTAIN SPEWING DOUBT AND GLOOM THAT'S LOOMING IN THE WAY OF STUFF I'M BOUND TO DO
IT'S ROUND WE GO AGAIN, BUT WE CAN WORK IT OUT
I PROMISE YOU

I'LL ADMIT THAT LIFE'S AS BAD AS IT'S BEAUTIFUL
LIGHT CANDLES FOR DEAD FRIENDS CAUSE YOU CAN'T STAND THROUGH A FUNERAL
JUST GO BACK TO THE MUSIC
I'M STILL GOING BACK TO THE MUSIC BECAUSE I HAVE TO
I DON'T CARE ABOUT MUCH BUT A BUNCH OF WORDS
A COUPLE OF GIRLS
SOME BOYS
CASH
DRUGS
AND THE WORLD
BUT ALL THAT MATTERS IS THE MUSIC
THROUGH ALL THE STATIC AND CONFUSION
I STILL DO IT BECAUSE I HAVE TO

AND IF I'M SOBER THERE'S NO WAY I'M SHOWIN UP
OVER THE GAMES
MOST OF EM BROKEN
SO WHAT IF I'M CLOSE?
I AIN'T DONE TIL I'VE TOTALLY TOTALLED EM
I WANNA BE DOPE LIKE RED OR HOV
MEF OR GHOST
WHICHEVER ONE
I WANNA BE NORMAL AGAIN BUT I DON'T REALLY KNOW IF I EVER WAS
I THINK THAT MY HEAD'S FULL OF SMOKE
MY ONLY REGRET IS I DIDN'T BRING ENDLESS DRUGS
HOW DO YOU MEASURE YOUR JOKES?
BY THE LAUGHTER IT GETS? OR THE FEAR IN THEIR RETINAS?
DEATH FROM ABOVE SENT VIA MESSENGER DOVE
TO A TREACHEROUS FRIEND WHO WAS LOVED
BUT APPARENTLY SUCKED BY MY ESTIMATES
GUESS THEY WERE SCUM UNDERCOVER AS SOMEONE TO TRUST
I'LL BE YOUR DEVIL, WHATEVER YOU WANT
I'LL SINK TO YOUR LEVEL
I'VE CREEPED THROUGH YOUR DEPTHS OF DISGUST
MESSED EVERYTHING UP AND THEN SKIPPED ALL THE LESSONS FOR FUN
WITH AN EFFORTLESS SHRUG
REGRET IT FOR WHAT?

LIFE'S JOKES BUT THEY AIN'T ALL BAD
SUDDENLY I RETURN LIKE SHANE O' MAC
AND I BEAT THE MACHINES
THANKS FOR WAITING YALL, IT WAS ALL ME
I FELT BAD FOR THE WAIT
SO I WENT AHEAD AND MADE A COUPLE TRACKS IN A DAY
JUST TO SAY "GREAT NEWS YALL, JOEY Z IS BACK!!"
HE'S BACK?
HE'S BACK
I'M BACK FROM THE GRAVE
GET IN CHECK
I'M BOUT TO GRAB MY CRYSTAL BALL AND I'M LOGGIN ON TO THE INTERNET
SLAUGHTER YOU ON ALL OF YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND FINISH WITH A ROAST ON YOUR POST ABOUT HOW YOU FISH IS DEAD WITH THE VICIOUSNESS
AND I LIED, I AIN'T FINISHED YET
I'M GONNA GO THROUGH YOUR PICTURES YET
I'M GONNA MAKE FUN OF YOUR HAIRCUT
WAIT NEVERMIND I'M BLOCKED NOW
I USED TO EXCHANGE ALL MY THOUGHTS AND ENGAGE IN WHAT SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO CALL "THOUGHTFUL DEBATE"
THEN I GOT TOO HIGH AND FORGOT HOW TO THINK
SO NOW I MAKE MEMES OVER CROPPED OUT FACES
AND THAT'S IT
I'M THE GREATEST
THIS TAPE'S RIDICULOUS 3 IT'S A CAPER
I MADE ALL THESE SONGS FOR NO RAISINS
AND YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME BEFORE I DISSIPATE TO VAPORS
Track Name: JOEY Z'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE
I'M NOT EVEN HERE, I'M OFF THE RECORD BOOKS
THE MOST NONSENSICAL OFF-OF-THE-WALL ADVENTURER
LOST IT ALL AND VENTURED OUT ALONE IN THE DARK
AND ALL I GOT FOR MY TROUBLES WERE SOME EARRINGS OF BROKE IN HALF HEARTS?
BUT I'M A FAN
AS A HOPELESS ROMANTIC AND AS A MAN
I WANNA BE IMPORTANT SO BAD BUT I JUST CAN'T
I'M ON AN ABNORMAL JOURNEY TO THE SUN AND BACK
STOPPIN AT EVERY PLACE IN BETWEEN TO SEE WHERE THE LOVE IS AT
BUT I KEEP FINDING SADNESS AND BAD HABITS
EVERY GIRL I YEARNED FOR DESERVED MORE THAN I HAD TO GIVE HER
I'M SO STUPID FOR OVER HALF OF IT
I WAS DAMAGED BUT DON'T PANIC
I'M BACK LIKE KAKYOIN
A HIEROPHANT AFTER TAKING A MASSIVE DAB OF GREEN
SOLVING EVERY PROBLEM BUT MY OWN UNTIL I HAVE SOME MEANING
UNTIL MY HANDS ARE CLEAN
I KNOW I'VE BEEN A SINNER IN THE PAST, I MEAN
I KNOW MY SINS ARE UNFORGIVABLE BUT I CAN'T HELP IT
I ASK FOR CHANCES CAUSE I'M SELFISH
BACK AGAINST A WALL I'M SO HELPLESS, BUT THAT'S WHAT I GET

PLEASE DON'T FOLLOW ME
I'M NO GOOD
I'LL ONLY TAKE YOU TO PLACES THAT YOU DON'T WANNA SEE
I SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE THE OFFER
IT'S MY FAULT CAUSE I'M AWFUL
ALL OF MY QUESTS SO ODD AND AWKWARD
PLEASE DON'T TURN BACK WHEN I LET YOU GO
BEFORE I'M GONE FOR GOOD I WANNA LET YOU KNOW
I'M ALWAYS HERE IF YOU'LL ACCEPT ME
AND I MEAN IT ALL FOREVER
JOEY Z'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

IT'S A SEQUEL, NOT THE FIRST ONE
AND THIS TIME WE'VE GOT A COUPLE DRACULAS THAT THIRST BLOOD
THEY'RE NOT IMAGINARY STUPID
THAT'S YOUR FIRST LOVE
TURNS OUT IT WASN'T HOW YOU THOUGHT IT WAS
HURTS HUH?
SUCK IT UP
YOU'LL ADJUST TO IT
EACH TIME IT'S A TEENY TINY BIT EASIER TO STOMACH IT
I'M FEELIN LIKE THE DUMBEST MAN ALIVE
I NEED CONSTANT AFFECTION JUST TO SURVIVE?
i GOT A DEATHWISH MESSIN AROUND WITH LOVE AGAIN
AND I KNOW THAT
TO SOME I'VE KNOWN AS JOEY Z JOESTAR
BLOWIN SMOKE, BREATHING IN RIPPLE ENERGY
GO HARD
IN PURSUIT OF ATTENTION I'LL TRADE YOU DOPE BARS
YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A DUDE WITH NO HEART
GET A GOOD LOOK YALL
TIME'S TICKING
THERE'S A LIMIT UNLESS OF COURSE YOU'RE MY DOG LIKE IGGY
I'M SO FOOLISH
I'M ONLY HERE TO AMUSE YOU
LIKE THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO WHERE THE DUDE THREW THE DOVE AT THE FUNERAL
I'M THE HARDEST RAPPER
AND I'M THE HARDEST AFTER
I'MA BE THE THIRD ONE TOO IF THAT'S ALLOWED TO HAPPEN
I FOUND RAP AND NOW I DO IT FOR THE WORLD
I'M TRYING TO FREEZE TIME ON ME AND THIS GIRL BUT I'M BEGGING HER LIKE. . .

PLEASE
Track Name: SWITCH
TONIGHT I'M TRYNA DANCE UNTIL THE LIQUOR'S LOW THEN GET SOME MORE AND DRINK UNTIL I'M LAUGHING ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR
LISTEN
I DO THIS FOR MY PRETTY BOYS AND PRETTY GIRLS ALL OVER THE WORLD
ALL THOSE GORGEOUS PEOPLE OUT THERE
IT'S LIKE, DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL
ANGEL
ALL I SEE IS ALL THESE DEMON WINGS WITH FLAMING HALOS
I DON'T BELIEVE IN HELL OR HEAVEN
NO I'M SO UNFAITHFUL
A DOSE OF GREEN TO THE FACE & GO TO SLEEP IF I'M ABLE TO
NOPE
GOOD JOKE
I STILL GOT IT
THE ILL PROJECTS
THE REAL PHONICS
YALL SHOULD LEARN FROM ME
STUDY THE WORD STRUCTURE
TAKE NOTES ON THE PROSE
LISTEN TO REDMAN AND HOV
LISTEN TO PROS
LISTEN TO ME!!!
THAT'S PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT
I USED TO BE RAPPING OVER DISTORTION BUT I CAME UP
I CHANGED IT ALL BUT I'M THE SAME AS DAY 1
I STAYED DUMB AND PLAYED ROUGH UNTIL EVERYONE QUIT THE GAME
I WON

YOU AIN'T CLICK THAT BLUE THUMB
WHO'S UP?
YOU WAS, DUDE
YOU LIED
I HIT THAT "MUDA MUDA MUDA" DUDE
YOU LOSE THE FIGHT
YOUR SHOES ARE LONG AND YOUR PANTS SAG TO YOUR KNEES WITH YOUR STAINED BAGGY T'S
YOU RAP BADLY TO YOUR BEATS
WHO'S THE MAN?
I KNOW YOU KNOW THE ANSWER, STUPID, DON'T ASK
JOEY Z JOESTAR, THE TROPHIES IN BOTH HANDS
MY STAND FLOATS IN FROZEN TIME AND GOES BEHIND MY FOE'S BACKS
PSSST
I WHISPERED ALL THESE RAPS INTO A STONE MASK
OH MAN, OH MAN
BUT DRACULAS DON'T RAP
I JUST HAPPENED TO RHYME HALF OF THE TIME THAT I SPOKE FACTS
THROWBACK LIKE I'M FILLED WITH REAL SUGAR
THESE WHEELS ARE MOVING SO FAST
I'M OFF LIKE 4 VYVANSE AND SOME POTENT DABS
MOST RAPPERS QUIT BEFORE THEY LEARN TO RAP
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT I DIDN'T, LIKE WHO EVER HEARD OF THAT?
NEVER QUESTION ME, YOU'RE MESSIN WITH THE WRONG GUY
STEP TO ME, EXPECT SOME LONG LINES, YALL
I'M OFFLINE
Track Name: DESTINATION
BACK WHEN I WAS BAD AT RAP I RAPPED FOR A PROFIT
NOW I'M RAPPING WITH BOTH HANDS IN MY POCKETS BECAUSE THEY'RE EMPTY
BUT FORGET IT

EVERY BAR I EVER WROTE IS A JOKE
BUT EVERY HEART IS EVER BROKE IS A POEM
AND I GOT LOVE FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU
I KNOW THERE'S NO REASON YOU SHOULD BELIEVE ME BUT I'LL SAY IT THE SAME AS I'VE SAID IT BEFORE
A MESSAGE OF HOPE
I'LL ETCH IT IN STONE
SET FIRM ABOVE THE HEAD AND THE BONES
AND WHEN I'M SIX UNDER GET IN DISCUSSIONS OF OVER WHETHER I'M G.O.A.T.
OR JUST BETTER THAN MOST
AT THE MINIMUM REMEMBER ME FOLKS
OR DON'T
JUST FORGET IT

YES I DID, YES I DID
SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL EM WHO THE EFF I IS
IF I'M ANYBODY AT ALL, LEGLESS AND TRANSCENDING THE WALLS
ROAMING THE HALLS FOR SOMEBODY TO HAUNT AND I'M GONE
YES I CAN, YES I CAN
NOW SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHO THE HELL I AM
ANYBODY AT ALL, IF YOU HAVE ANY ANSWERS GIVE ME A CALL
I'M SO TERRIFIED OF GETTING FORGOTTEN
I'M GONE

I'M A LITTLE BIT BIZARRE
BUT I STILL GET THE RESULTS THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO
HEART OF GOKU AND DRIVE LIKE TAKA MICHINOKU
SOME ODD MIXTURE OF THOSE TWO
OH MAN, OH MAN
I'M JUST SO COOL
OLD MAN JOSEPH
TAKIN IT OLD SCHOOL
ALL JOKING ASIDES, THERE'S THINGS TO GO THROUGH
A WHOLE LOT OF STORES, THE MAJORITY ARE KNOWN FOR BEING UNUSUAL
PECULIAR
UNORTHODOX
ECCENTRIC
UNCONVENTIONAL
EXTRAORDINARY
BIZARRE
THEY'RE MY ADVENTURES
HOURS IN CARS DRIVING FOREVER
WE CAN END UP WHEREVER WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD OR THE DISTANCE MEASURE
THREE GOALS:
STOP DRACULA FOREVER
FIND VALUABLE TREASURES
DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO BREAK THE CURSE ON FAMILY MEMBERS
TRY ANYTHING TWICE IF IT MIGHT MAKE ME BETTER
I'LL FLY THROUGH RINGS OF FIRE USING GLUE, STICKS AND PIG FEATHERS
STUPID
THIS EPISODE'S DONE
BUT TUNE IN NEXT TIME, I'LL APPARENTLY BE A WRESTLER