RIDICULOUS 2: THE RISE OF THE CHAMPION

by Joey Z.

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An ordinary guy THIS IS THE BEST MIXTAPE OF 2014, ENOUGH SAID!!! THIS ALBUM GETS A RATING OF ∞/1,000,000!!!!!

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THIS IS RIDICULOUS 2 IT'S JUST ME HAVING FUN AND RAPPING ON BEATS THAT I THINK ARE COOL

THE CARTOONS SURROUNDING ME IN MY EVERY DAY LIFE AS WELL AS ON THE COVER WERE DRAWN BY GULLACASS

RAY MAKKURA MIXED THE FUCK OUT OF THIS TAPE AND MADE IT SOUND LIKE A BOX OF FIRETRUCKS

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released February 13, 2014

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Track Name: THE INTRO 2 THE INTRO
I HAD A BEARD BUT I SHAVED TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE
I NEED TO GO TO I'M THE FUCKIN BEST ANONYMOUS
YOU AIN'T SHIT WITH THE TONGUE-TWISTERS SO SWALLOW IT
I'M A MIXTURE OF ALL OF THE HOTTEST SHIT SINCE PAC & BIG
THAT'S WHY RIDICULOUS 2 IS THE TAPE YOU GOT TO GET
AND JOEY Z'S THE LEADER, IF YOU SEE HIM YOU SHOULD FOLLOW HIM
IF THERE'S A RIOT THEN IT'S GUARANTEED I STARTED IT
THE FUCKIN CHAMPION WITH THE HEART TO WIN AND THE SHARPEST WIT
NOW BRING THE ORGANS IN
AND THE MINUTE OPPOSITION IS FINISHED I STICK A FORK IN EM
EVERY SINGLE MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 'CAUSE I WAS BORN TO WIN
SPACE JAM 2, PEEP THE CAST AND TELL ME WHO JORDAN IS
JOEY Z IS JORDAN. DAMN!!
AND IT'S THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER
5 STARS, 2 THUMBS UP, REMEMBERED FOREVER
REGARDED AS A CLASSIC, IT'S THE NEW STANDARD MEASURE
2 HANDS UP, GOLD BELT WITH THE BLACK LEATHER
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP IN A MANSION WITH STACKED CHEDDAR
BEEN READY TO TAKE MY STANCE AS THE CHAMPION, BEST EVER
THE TREND SETTER, YOU GET F'S WITH THE RED LETTER
YOU COULD NEVER TAKE MY STYLE, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE LESS CLEVER
THE ONLY ADVICE THAT I CAN GIVE TO YOU IS GET BETTER
BUT I'LL ALWAYS BE WAY MORE FRESHER WITH WAY LESS EFFORT
WHEN I'M FINISHED CARRY BEATS OUT ON A STRETCHER
HIDDEN IN MY LYRICS FIND THE COORDINATES TO SECRET TREASURE
NO X ON THE SPOT, REMEMBER Z'S THE LETTER
YOU GOTTA BE CLEVER IF YOU WANNA BE A REAL CONTENDER
WE KNOW YOU'RE TRYIN BUT THE TRUTH IS NO ONE FEELS YOUR EFFORTS
SOUNDED KINDA TIGHT BUT JOEY Z HAS ALWAYS DONE IT BETTER
WATCHED ADULT SWIM WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, NO KIDS IN THE POOL
AQUA TEEN, MY FORCE HUNGRY, BETTER BRING EM SOME FOOD
I BECAME A SCHOLAR, DIDN'T BOTHER FINISHING SCHOOL
I'MA SING YOU THROUGH THE MONIKERS OF RIDICULOUS 2

IT'S THE RISE OF THE CHAMPION
2 RIDICULOUS
2020 4/20 4EVER
BLOOD OF THE SKELETON KING
THE BEST TAPE EVER
IT'S SPACE JAM 2 AND I'M MICHAEL JORDAN
Track Name: THE INTRO 2 RIDICULOUS 2
RIDICULOUS 2
I'M 2 RIDICULOUS
I'MA BE HERE FOREVER SO WHEN YOU WANNA COME GET WITH THIS?
YALL GOT PLENTY OF TIME
I GOT PLENTY TO RHYME
I'M SMOKIN FIRE WHILE YALL JUST BLOWIN UP SNICKLEFRITZ
RAPPERS LIKE LITTLE KIDS
LOOKIN INQUISITIVE
TOUGH TO WITNESS THIS SHIT BUT IT'S EVEN TOUGHER TO SWALLOW
JOEY Z'S THE FUCKIN BEST, THAT'S THE MOTTO
J Z T F B, THAT'S THE ACRONYM
I GUESS IT'S NOT THAT GREAT
TELL ME I'M NOT THAT GREAT
GO COMPLAIN ONLINE ABOUT HOW I'M NOT THAT GREAT
I'LL RUN ACROSS THE GODDAMN STATES
SHOW UP AT YOUR DOORSTEP, MAKE SURE YOU GOT THAT STRAIGHT

IT'S ME AGAIN, IT'S JOEY Z AGAIN
I NEVER LEFT, JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE ME YET
BEEN HERE ALL ALONG AND I AIN'T LEAVIN GET YOUR HEARING CHECKED
IF YOU DON'T THINK MY SHIT IS TIGHT CLEARLY YOU DIDN'T HEAR CORRECT

YO, BEAT DROP TO THE FLOW
I'M IMPOSSIBLY DOPE
YOU THINK YOU GOT IT, YOU DON'T
THIS AIN'T A SHOT AT THE THRONE
I'M ON TOP OF THE THRONE
SITTIN WITH A SLINGSHOT & FLINGIN ROCKS AT YOUR DOME
YOU'D BETTER BRING YOUR SQUAD TO THE SHOW
NO MOSHPITS, WE START KITCHENS, LOW FLAME ON THE STOVE
NO GAMES, I'M A PRO
NO LAMES, GOTTA GO
YO, YOU AIN'T IN MY LANE SO I DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOLKS, I'M DOPE
SO DON'T EVER QUESTION METHODS
NO MATTER HOW I DO THIS SHIT, I LEAVE BEATS A PILE OF WRECKAGE
NO REASON, DON'T NEED INCENTIVE
I'M A BEAST, I DON'T NEED A WEAPON
MY RELEASE OF POWER IS DEADLY SO YOU COULD NEVER DEFLECT IT
SINCE THE BEGINNING I'VE COME CORRECT WITH BARS
BIGGER THAN TEXAS, LARGE
SUNGLASSES LENSES DARK
AIN'T ONE OF YALL TOUCHED ME LIKE MARS
AND I'M HERE TO DESTROY ALL HUMANS
HATED ALL OF MY OLD SONGS SO I HAD TO MAKE UP SOME NEW ONES, LETS DO IT
Track Name: CHAMPIONSHIP MUSIC
THE BEAT'S FROM RICK ROSS'S THE DEVIL IS A LIE REPRODUCED BY IDBEATZ

LISTEN DUDE, HERE'S THE TRUTH
IF YOUR TAPE AIN'T RIDICULOUS 2 THEN I ASSUME IT'S TRASH
AND EVERY VIEW THAT I HAVE IS A PROVEN FACT
SO THAT MEANS THAT YOU'RE WACK AND THERE AIN'T SHIT YOU CAN DO WITH THAT
IT'S SIMPLE YOU FUCKIN IDIOT DO THE MATH
YOUR BARS COULD NEVER POSSIBLY EQUAL UP TO MY NEWER RAPS
ONLY DRINK MY WINE WHILE LISTENING TO SMOOTH JAZZ
SUPLEX A LOSER & LEAVE HIM LOOPY LIKE A TOUCAN
MOVE BACK, SUPER SAIYAN WITH THE NEW TRACKS
GOKU FLOW KNOWN TO SHOOT BLASTS WITH TWO HANDS
MASTER STRATEGIST IN ACTION WITH A NEW PLAN
CONSTANTLY SAYIN SHIT THAT GOT THE PEOPLE LIKE "WOOOO DAMN!!!"
AND THAT'S THE APPROPRIATE REACTION
I'M DOPER WITH THE VOCALS THAN YOU BASTARDS, I'M THE CHAMPION
HEAVYWEIGHT, Y'ALL DON'T WANNA MAKE ME PUT YHE HANDS TO YA
LEFT HOOKS AND UPPERCUTS TO YOUR GUT DRAINING YOUR STAMINA
QUICK COMBINATION
LAY YOU OUT AND YOU AIN'T STANDING UP
THAT'S THE 10 COUNT, AND NOW THEY'RE CALLING FOR THE AMBULANCE
THEY'RE SAYING YOUR BODY JUST COULDN'T HANDLE IT
MEANWHILE, I'M CENTER RING WITH MY HANDS UP, STILL THE CHAMPION
EVERYONE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON
MY HANDS HAD TO BE REGISTERED AS WEAPONS
SO I DISAPPEARED AND WENT OFF THE GRID
NOW I'M BACK, PEEP THE SILHOUETTE, DRIPPING BLOOD FROM THE FIST

IT'S NOTHIN I BEEN ONE-UPPIN YOU FUCKIN LAMES
I'M #1 AND YOU KNOW THERE'S NEVER ANOTHER NAME
LISTEN CLOSE SO YOU CAN YELL OUT WHAT THE FUCK I'M SAYIN
SMOKE GOOD WEED BITCH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKIN STRAIN

MOTHAFUCKA I'M RIGHT HERE
I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE EIGHT TIMES, I DON'T FIGHT FAIR
RAPPERS PLEAD FOR FORGIVENESS ON THAT OFF CHANCE THAT I MIGHT CARE
BUT ALL I DO IS SHOW UP AND THEY PISSIN IN THEIR NIGHT GEAR
EVEN A MINOR BEEF HAVE EM WATCHING THEIR BACK FOR FIVE YEARS
GOT EM SHOOK AND OBSESSIVELY CHECKING THE REAR AND THE SIDE MIRRORS
IF YOU SEARCHIN FOR THE MIC THEN THE MIC'S HERE
YOU SLOPPY LIKE A TINY WHITE GIRL ON HER NINTH BEER
YOU MIGHT BE NICE BUT I'M NICER
THE RHYMES TIGHTER THAN WINTER WIRES
BUT EVERY LINE IS ON FIRE
SO HOW THE FUCK DID YOU THINK YOU'RE DOPER THAN I AM?
I COULD TURN YOU TO DISTANT MEMORIES AND MOMENTS OF
SILENCE
THE WORLD'S FINEST
BEEN KNOWN TO HURL TITANS
SHOULDERTOSS A LEVIATHAN
LIKE "DAMN I AIN'T EVEN ACTUALLY STARTED TRYIN YET"
ENTIRE TIME I RAP YOU LIKE "HOW THAT MIC AIN'T ON FIRE YET?"
CAN'T MAKE IT ON MY RADAR CONSIDERED LESS THAN A MINOR THREAT
SO YOU CAN KEEP SPENDING YOUR TIME BEING JEALOUS ABOUT HOW I RHYME THE BEST
PICK BEEF AND THE LAST YOU'LL SEE IS YOUR HEART IN MY HAND OUTSIDE YOUR CHEST
SURPRISE, YOU'RE DEAD
YOU FUCKED UP DUMMY, OOPS UPSIDE YA HEAD
YOU THE TYPE TO DIAL THE FEDS
YOU LOSE. CAUSE WHY? I'M THE BEST
WE GATHERED TONIGHT WITH PLANS TO MAKE HISTORY
I'M NUMBER ONE, THERE'S NO NUMBER TWO 'CAUSE RAPPERS AIN'T SHIT TO ME
RIDICULOUS 2, AND IT'S NEVER BORING
LIKE THIS IS SPACE JAM 2 EXCEPT JOEY Z MICHAEL JORDAN
Track Name: HELL IN A CELL
THIS IS SPACE JAM 2 AND I'M MICHAEL JORDAN
SPEND MY TIME SURROUNDED BY TOONS AT THE CYPHERS, CHOKIN
THE FLOW'S GORGEOUS WHENEVER THE MIC RECORDIN
WITH THE HD VISUALS, COLORS THAT RHYME WITH ORANGE
& THE REPETITION OF THEMES THAT I FIND IMPORTANT
THE CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT, STILL THE SEQUEL, I'M MICHAEL JORDAN
GOT BITE & IT'S SO FEROCIOUS, GO TYSON ON ALL OPPONENTS
IN 92 I WAS BORN & SINCE THEN ALL I'VE DONE IS DOPE SHIT
FOCUSED ON THE MAN IN THE MIRROR, 'CAUSE THAT'S MY MOTIVE
HOCUS POCUS, DISAPPEAR AND THEN REAPPEAR FLOATIN
MUST BE MAGIC, THAT EXPLAINS WHY HIS EYES ARE BOTH GLOWIN
RIDE OUT ON A MOTORCYCLE AND LEAVE BEHIND AN EXPLOSION
IN SLOW MOTION, WALKIN ACROSS AN OCEAN
I ROCK THE BOAT WHEN I STEP, WITH A STOMP IT'S CAPSIZED AND BROKEN
THE FIRE'S ON THE STOVE BACK AT HOME I'M CONCOCTING POTIONS
I DRINK EM FOR THE TASTE AND THE IMMUNITY TO BULLETS

DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO REACH FOR THE BELT
LEAVE YOU SCREECHING FOR HELP
HOLDING YOUR CHEEKS AS THEY SWELL
YOU HEAR THE DING OF THE BELL
AND NOW THEY'RE DROPPIN THE CELL
I'M DROPPIN BOWS FROM THE TURNBUCKLE, WELCOME TO HELL

ONLY WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT
DO PUSH-UPS WITH ONE HAND AND I'M CLAPPIN EM TWICE
TELL ME WHAT'S WACKER, YOUR RAPS OR YOUR LIFE?
YOU ONLY GOT CASH ON HAND WHILE UNPACKIN A PIPE
RACKIN YOUR MIND 'CAUSE IT CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT I'M NICE
AT YOUR BACK WITH A KNIFE, ACROBATICS, I'M BACKFLIPPIN TWICE
I PACK A DEVICE IN HAND THAT AMPLIFIES MY VOICE, THAT'S A MIC
AND I'M THE CHAMP OF COURSE YOU KNOW SO I CAN PASS ON A FIGHT
THE CAPTAIN STANCE, A HAND ON THE HIP AND WITH A STAFF IN THE RIGHT
CAPE FLOWIN IN THE WIND BECAUSE OF THE FAN TO MY RIGHT
CENTER RING, MY TEAM SURROUNDED BY CAMERAS WITH FLASHING LIGHTS
TAKE YOUR STATS AND MULTIPLY EM BY NINE
THAT'S ROUGHLY HALF OF MINE
UNSTOPPABLE AS THE PASSAGE OF TIME
CROSSED WITH A RHINO, SUPER MAN WITH ADAMANTIUM SPINE
DOIN DAMAGE, EVERY RHYME EQUIPPED WITH GAS TO IGNITE
MY STUPID RAPS MORE BETTER AND CLEVER THAN ALL OF THAT SHIT THAN YOU WRITE, GOODNIGHT

AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU IMPROVE YOU COULD NEVER OUT DO ME
10 TIMES OUT OF 10 YOU WOULD LOSE TO ME
YOU MUTHAFUCKAS GET EMBERASSED GETTIN BOO'D TO LEAVE
NOW I CAN SPARE YOUR LIFE, AND YOU COULD CHOOSE TO FLEE
GOOD MOVE, DON'T WORRY DUDE, I'M USED TO THIS
RUTHLESS WITH THE DICTION, LISTEN IN TO THIS SHIT
IDIOT & A MISFIT, CLENCHED FISTS, HANDS UP, GOLD MEDAL, RAP OLYMPICS
HERE'S A WRAP-UP, PERHAPS YOU MISSED IT
I'M THE CHAMP AND YOU A LOSER, TWEEN ME AND YOU THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
Track Name: OKAY
WE THE BEST (OKAY)
YALL NEED TO BE IMPRESSED (OKAY)
YALL DON'T EVER NEED TO GUESS (OKAY)
IF WE DID IT WE DID IT AND WE DID IT OUR OWN WAY
BEST PROTECT YOUR NECK (OKAY)
I SAID I'M DOPE YALL SAID "OKAY"

OKAY, SO HEY, LETS GUZZLE UP A COUPLE OF BOTTLES OF CHEAP VODKA
MUTHAFUCKAS CHUGGIN 40S, WE BUMPIN WAKA FLOCKA
WHOLE TEAM CAUSE A PROBLEM
AND NOT A SOUL CAN STOP EM
THE COMBINATION OF A GOD AND A MONSTER, YOU GOT HIM
WE COMIN FROM GOTHAM, WE ALL GOT MATCHIN CAPES
THIS SHIT LOOK INCREDIBLE WHILE WE SKYDIVIN OUT OF THESE PLANES
TRY DRIVIN OUT OF YOUR LANE
HIGH WRITING CLOUDS ON THE BRAIN
HOTBOXIN OUR COFFINS THEN WE STEPPIN RIGHT OUT OF THE GRAVE
OKAY
FUCK A BEEF
I DON'T THINK YOU REALLY REALLY WANT THIS CHIEF
ALL I EVER REALLY REALLY WANT'S SOME SLEEP
SO I'M ROLLIN UP A BUNCH OF THESE BLUNTS OF KEEF
ONE TWO THREE
FUCK WITH ME
DON'T CARE WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK
I'M NUMBER ONE AND THIS SHIT SICK LIKE THROW UP IN THAT KITCHEN SINK
SO MUSTER UP SOME FUCKIN NUTS AND LEARN TO HOLD YOUR FUCKIN DRINKS
OR STOP TAKING SHOTS BEFORE YOUR VISION SINKS
SPITTIN DRINKS BACK OUT, BLACK OUT, BACK DOWN ON THE GROUND AGAIN
BOYS YELLIN FOR ANOTHER ROUND AGAIN
SHOTS TO THE MOUTH AGAIN, BOUT TO GET
MORE ROWDY THAN A GODDAMN CROWD OF KIDS

HERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF FEEDBACK
YOU'RE KINDA TIGHT, BUT IT'LL ALWAYS BE BETTER WHEN JOEY Z RAPS
SEEKIN BEEF YOU BETTER EASE BACK
UNLESS YOU'RE SECRETLY SEEKIN A BAT TO THE KNEECAPS
NOTHIN TO SNEEZE AT
NOTHIN TO SEE HERE
EVERY SINGLE TIME I'M IN PUBLIC RECEIVING THREE CHEERS
EVERY TIME I ARRIVE AT THE PARTY IT'S "JOEY Z'S HERE!!"
YOU A LIGHTWEIGHT, BLACKED OUT IN THE CORNER OFF 3 BEERS
FOR 3 YEARS I'VE BEEN HERE
CAUSIN A FUCKIN RUCKUS IN EVERY PLACE THAT I GET NEAR
A BIG DEAL
I THINK YOU'D DO BETTER TO BOX YOUR MIXTAPE WITH A KID'S MEAL
YOU BIG FAKE RAPPERS ARE TALKIN SPINNERS HOLDIN PINWHEELS
I BEEN REAL
I AIN'T A SUPERHUMAN, I'M A NEWER UNIT
YOU BEEN LOSIN TO ME PRETTY MUCH SINCE JUMP
AND IF YOU STILL WANTED TO GO, BETTER BE READY FOR AN UPSET BRUH
DON'T BOTHER ASKIN ME WHAT'S NEXT UP
SINCE THE INCIDENT THE ONLY THING I DO IS WRECK STUFF
MESSED UP FROM THE NECK UP, BUB
I'M THE BEST OF THE BEST AT WHATEVER I WANT
ONLY EVER SPEAK THE GODDAMN TRUTH
ROCK THIS BOOTH TIL MY MOUTH DON'T MOVE
YOU AIN'T GOT A CLUE HOW I SOUND SO COOL
WITH A MONSTER GROOVE AND A GROWL SO RUTHLESS
I AIN'T TRYNA START A GODDAMN MOVEMENT
TRYNA PROVE THAT THE BEST WAY TO DO SHIT IS TO JUST DO IT
HAD A LIST WITH SOME BOXES, I WENT DOWN THE LIST TO EACH ONE AND PUT THE NIKE SWISH THROUGH EM
Track Name: THE GREATEST
I TURNED 21 AND I FORGOT HOW TO TURN UP
STILL AIN'T EVER MET A CHALLENGER WORTHY BUT MAYBE IT'LL TURN UP
BEEN DOPE SINCE I FIRST JUMPED, SWAN DIVES ALWAYS ENDIN WITH THE EARTH PUNCHED
I BURST DRUMS, HURT DUMBS WITH THE WORST LUCK
EARNED SUMS, SHOOK IT UP LIKE AN OVERTURNED BUS
BURN STUFF, BURN DRUGS, PURP NUGS IN THE BLUNT
FIRM BUTTS ON THE FUR RUGS
I'M JUST MAKIN SHIT UP
I NEVER GAVE A FUCK AND ALWAYS SAY WHAT I WANT
NEVER PAID ENOUGH BUT ALWAYS PLAYIN FOR FUN
SLAM DUNKS, NEVER FAKIN THE FUNK
ON THE NET WHILE I'M TAKIN A DUMP
THAT SHIT'S FUNNY AND RELATABLE
OPEN UP THE FORTRESS 'CAUSE I'M COMIN IN TO TAKE THE JEWELS
NONSTOP WITH THE PILLAGIN & SLAYIN FOOLS
MAKIN MUSIC IS A HUGE GAME OF "MADE YOU LOOK"
WE NEED ATTENTION, SNAPPIN CONSTANTLY TO WIN IT
IDIOTS SNIFFLE WITH SLIT WRISTS, YOU AIN'T MY COMPETITION
YO HIP-HOP'S THE MISTRESS
RIP OFF RAPPERS NEED TO GET OFF THE DICTION
GET LOST AND FLIP OFF A BRIDGE, GET YOUR SHIT SPLIT
THIS SONG'S THE HIP-HOP EQUIVALENT OF CHRISTMAS
AND YALL ARE THANKFUL FOR THE PRESENCE
EVERYTHING I DO SEEMS TO BE BASED OFF LEGEND
THIS AIN'T TWITTER SO NOBODY GETTIN MENTIONS
SMELL OF SUCCESS ON MY CLOTHES, THAT'S WHAT THE STENCH IS
LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS, GETTIN HECTIC
I DON'T THINK YOU EVEN WANNA SEE HOW BIG HIS HEAD GETS
I'M A FUCKIN MAN GENIUS
I'M BIGGER THAN THE BEATLES SO I'M WAY PAST JESUS

RIDICULOUS 2
IT'S THE GREATEST TAPE I'VE EVER MADE
IT'S BETTER THAN ALL THOSE OTHER TAPES THAT I MADE
IT'S REALLY DOPE. I PROMISE
JUST TRUST ME, I MADE IT
IT'S THE GREATEST THING THAT I'VE EVER MADE
AND UNTIL I MAKE A THING THAT'S BETTER THIS'LL PROBABLY KEEP BEING THE BEST ONE
Track Name: . . . AND THAT'S IT
YO I GOT THIS, EVERYONE GET UP TO STAND & WATCH IT
I'M SO OBNOXIOUS AND YOU LITTLE DUDES CANNOT STOP IT
FLOW'S COLOSSUS, MAKIN MINUSCULE RAP PROFITS
SO DISHONEST, ALL YOU RAP ABOUT IS PADDED POCKETS
I DON'T THINK YOU COULD'VE PICKED A BLANDER TOPIC
I SHOULD CHARGE FOR THIS RELEASE LIKE EVERY RAP'S A HOSTAGE, BUT I'M NOT
GET IT CHEAPER THAN A THRIFT STORE KNITTED CAP
PENNY FOR MY THOUGHTS BUT YALL AIN'T EVEN GOTTA GIVE ME THAT
NEVER BRING IT BACK, LIKE MY LYRICS FROM THE NEIGHBORS
SPIT SRIRACHA TO CHANGE THE FLAVOR
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLE STOP ME UNTIL I'VE MADE THE MAJORS
ONCE I'VE MADE MY PAPER I'M CHANGING MY NAME & GOIN AWAY TO COME BACK A COUPLE OF YEARS LATER
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I COULD ACTUALLY WRITE A LOVE SONG
BUT I STILL DON'T WANNA, SO HERE'S ANOTHER WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT SONG
DON'T BOTHER ASKING ME WHAT'S WRONG
IT'S NOTHIN, I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD, JUST TRUST ME

I'VE NEVER BEEN THE BEST WITH HOOKS, BUT DAMNIT I DID THE BEST I COULD
AND THAT'S IT

I COULD FUCKIN GUARANTEE YOU AIN'T AS GREAT AS ME
NOW PLAY THE BEAT
THAT SHIT BREAKS DOWN UNDER EVERY WORD THAT I SAY OR SPEAK
I'VE NEVER SUFFERED A GRAVE DEFEAT, JUST SLAY MY BEEFS
AND TURN THE SHIT TO PATTIES TO MAKE THE TEAM SOMETHING GREAT TO EAT WITH CHEESE
I'M DOING THIS TAPE FOR FREE
I WOULDN'T BUY IT, SO TO MAKE YOU WOULD BE FAKE TO ME
I JUST WROTE A BUNCH OF BARS AND TOOK AMAZING BEATS AND MAYBE IT'LL BE YOUR FAVORITE SHIT TO BUMP WHILE BLAZING TREES
I NEVER SLEEP THESE DAYS SO I GOTTA MAKE A DREAM
I GOT AT LEAST THREE WAYS TO MAKE SURE I MAKE A SCENE
RAPPERS JUST MAKE BELIEVE, I'M TRYNA CHANGE SOME THINGS
AND IF THE CROWN AIN'T ON MY HEAD ALREADY SLAY THE KING
EVERY DAY I GET BETTER WITH SELF-EXPRESSION
BASEDGOD TAUGHT ME TO DO WHAT I CAN TO HELP MY BRETHREN
STAY POSITIVE, THAT WAS THE MAIN LESSON
BUT IF WE CAN'T GET ALONG YOU MIGHT HAVE TO LEAVE THIS DIMENSION
HOPE THE BASEDGOD CAN FORGIVE ME, MY TRANSGRESSIONS
GIVE IT MY BEST EFFORTS, SO HARD NOT TO ACT RECKLESS
I'D ALWAYS AVOIDED ATTENTION AND NOW THE ONLY THING THAT I WANT IS ATTENTION AND THAT'S FUNNY TO ME
Track Name: UNSTOPPABLE
THE ONLY REASON YALL AIN'T FEELIN MY SHIT IS CAUSE I'M UNTOUCHABLE
PEELIN OFF WITH A WHEELIE FEELIN FUCKIN INDESTRUCTIBLE
HUNGRY LIKE I AIN'T EVER FELT MY STOMACH FULL, RUNNIN COOL
ON A BIKE COVERED IN FLAMES LIKE I DOUSED THAT SHIT WITH SOME HUNDRED PROOF
I'M DOIN ROUGHLY 300, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA MOVE
STONE COLD STUNNERS FOR ANYBODY WHO WANNA LOSE
SO STAY THE FUCK OUT THE WAY IF YOU SEE ME COMIN THROUGH
I'M THE GODDAMN CHAMPION I ONLY REPEAT THAT 'CAUSE IT'S THE FUCKIN TRUTH

I'M TRAMPLIN WACK RAPPER'S SANDCASTLES
'CAUSE THE WHOLE BATCH IS RUINED BY A COUPLE OF BAD APPLES
AND I AIN'T HAVIN IT, I KEEP MY SHIT IMMACULATE
ALWAYS CLEANED MY PLATE AND HARDLY EVER NEEDED A NAPKIN
I'M HARDLY EVER MISSIN A LANDIN
I'M SIT BACK AND RELAXIN
WITH A FIFTH OF SOME CAPTAIN
I SIP A BIT AND I'M RAPPIN
ABOUT SOME SHIT THAT JUST HAPPENED
THE NIGHT PREVIOUS WHEN
THE CD SKIPPED & MISSED IT
RAPPERS SENDING ME NO GIFTS FOR CHRISTMAS
HIP HOP IS MY MISTRESS AND IF RAP IS A GAME THEN I THINK I GLITCHED IT
ONLINE FORUMS ARE THROWIN BITCHFITS, "JOEY Z IS A BIG DICK!!"
DAMN RIGHT, DON'T GET IT TWISTED, I'M WICKED
MASKED SUPER VILLAIN, SOUND OF DOOM WHEN THE KICKS HIT
SICK SHIT, GET YOURSELF A PRESCRIPTION
TAKE IT ALL DAY EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU'RE SICK OF IT
THE OVERDOSE COULD MAKE YOU COMATOSE IF YOU GIVE IN TO IT

WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?
TREAT RAPPERS LIKE BAD TOYS
STRAP EM TO BOTTLEROCKETS WITH FIRECRACKERS AND HANDS JOINED BY DUCT TAPE
LIGHT EM UP AND SEND EM HIGHER THAN 40 PUFFS FROM A J
THEN I MAKE IT RAIN ARMS AND LEGS
GRAB AN UMBRELLA, GET DOWN TO THE CELLAR
GATHER THE FAMILY ROUND AND JUST WAIT UNTIL DADDY TELLS YA THAT IT'S SAFE TO GO BACK OUTSIDE
THE STORM'S SUBSIDED AND JOEY Z IS NOW THE ONLY RAPPER WHO'S LEFT AND STANDING ALIVE

I DUNNO HOW TO LOSE, I FORGOT YEARS AGO
I RAP INTO A MEGAPHONE TO MAKE SURE YALL CAN HEAR THE FLOWS
HERE IT GOES, IT'S ONE OF RAPPERS' GREATEST FEARS EXPOSED
JOEY Z'S GOT HE MIC AND THEY SHOOK AT THE SOUND WHEN I CLEAR MY THROAT
I'M THE BEST, THAT'S A FACT, LIKE THE EARTH'S SPHERICAL
I SPENT A BUNCH OF MY LIFE GETTING TOLD ABOUT GOD AND THE SPIRIT, GHOST, OR WHATEVER
NEVER PAID ATTENTION TO DETAILS
DERAIL YOU OFF YOUR OWN TRACK, YOU'RE ON YOUR SIDE AND LOOKIN LIKE A BEACHED WHALE

EVERY VERSE A GUITAR SOLO EQUIVALENT
I SHRED ON THE MIC AND IT'S LIVE LIKE IT'S HENDRIX AT THE WINTERLAND, GET WITH IT
I'M STARING PAST A STACK OF RAP SIMPLETONS
THEY COULD NEVER TOUCH THE STYLE, SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD I GET WITH THEM?
GOOD QUESTION, GOOD AT RAP LIKE I TOOK LESSONS
NO WEAPONS, STILL WALKED IN THE ROOM AND SHOOK LEGENDS
I'VE DONE A LOT OF SHIT I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T MENTION
AND IF YOU WANNA BEEF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BOOK A SESSION
NEVER GUESSIN, DON'T BELIEVE HIM? THEN TEST HIM
AND WHEN I DIE THEN YALL BETTER ATTEND MY RESURRECTION
OPEN UP MY COFFIN I'M COUGHIN I CATCH MY BREATH AND THEN
I'M UP AND OUT THE GRAVE AND BACK IN THE PLACE TO RAISE HELL AGAIN
WOO, IT'S THAT SMELL AGAIN
CRAWLIN THROUGH YOUR MELANIN
GOT YOU SHOOK TO YOUR SKELETON, GENTLEMAN WITH THE HELLISH WIT
NAME A RAPPER, I'M DEADIN HIM
MEASURE UP? THAT'S IRRELEVANT
THIS PENMANSHIP'S IMPECCABLE SO YOU COULD NEVER STEP TO IT, AND THAT'S IT
Track Name: GOIN IN
I ONLY WRITE RAPS AFTER CORRECT AMOUNTS OF ADDERALL
I'M THE JUDGE MUTHAFUCKA THIS THE GAVEL FALL
BLOODSPATTERED WALLS IF THE SQUAD HEAR'S THE BATTLE CALL
NO RUSH, WE STILL MOVIN MUCH FASTER THAN YALL
DON'T SPEAK TO ME ABOUT MUSIC UNLESS PASSION INVOLVED
I TOOK A YEAR TO GET IT RIGHT THEN CAME BACK AND EVOLVED
TREAT MY OLD SHIT AS IF IT NEVER HAPPENED AT ALL
MENTION MY PAST AND END UP TRAPPED WITH YOUR BACK TO THE WALL LIKE
OH NO, I'M SORRY, PLEASE FORGET IT...
SACRIFICE A CHICKEN I MIGHT CONSIDER FORGIVENESS
ALL MY LYRICS WRITTEN WITH EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPHICS
ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND A GOD IS THAT I'VE EXISTED
FUCK IT, JOEY Z BUILT THE PYRAMIDS
PROVE ME WRONG STUPID, I'M THE TRUTH YOU JUST AIN'T HEARIN IT
NO CONSPIRACIES, I SEND HOLOGRAMS TO APPEARANCES
JOEY Z'S AN ANCIENT REPTILIAN AND WE SHOULD FEAR HIM
IT'S MANDATORY, NONE OF YOU RAPPERS IN MY CATEGORY
DOPE SHIT, YOUR BIOGRAPHY IS A SADDER STORY
YOUR LIFE WAS BAD & LONELY, I'M A MAN OF GLORY
YOU A HACK, A PHONY
I'M THE CHAMP, YOU KNOW ME
JOEY Z, I'M THE KING, IT'S WELL-ESTABLISHED
GET ON THE BEAT AND DO HELLA BACKFLIPS, WITH NO PRACTICE
RIDICULOUS 2, THE SHIT'S POST-WACKNESS
BOTH HANDS IN THE AIR FROM THE START OF THE FIRST TRACK
TIL THE END OF THE LAST TRACK
ALWAYS HAVIN THE LAST LAUGH
IN THE BACK OF A PACKED VAN
WITH A GAS MASK AND A MATCH, YEA
AND I'M BETTER THAN EVER
YOU AIN'T SHIT TO ME, EASILY END YOUR ENDEAVORS
MEASLY HEADS'LL GET SEVERED, YOU SMALL BRAINED
ALL LAMES PROCEED TO BE ETHERED, YOU THE MEANING OF MEANINGLESS EFFORT
MIGHT THINK YOUR SHIT'S TIGHT BUT I'M FRESHER, GRAB THE MIC AND SPIT CLEVERNESS
EVERY TIME THAT I'M NEXT TO IT AND IT'S EFFORTLESS
BACKED BY LIGHT I'M A SILHOUETTE OF PERFECTION AND I'M HERE TO SHOW THESE RAPPERS WHERE THEIR SECTION IS
SNAPPIN SPINES AND COLLECTIN SKULLS I'M A PREDATOR DIRECT ME TO A CHALLENGE AND I'LL WRECK THE SHIT
AMANDA BYNES IN THAT 2013, YOU ACTIN CRAZY GAININ MOMENTARY RELEVANCE
THAT'S ALREADY A DATED REFERENCE
I BEEN THROUGH 2014, NOW TAKE A GUESS AT WHO WAS THE BEST AGAIN
IF YOU SAID JOEY Z THEN YOU WERE CORRECT MY FRIEND
2015 NOW GUESS WHO SETS THE TRENDS
THEN GUESS AGAIN, 'CAUSE IT'S NOT ME
I CAN'T SET TRENDS 'CAUSE NONE OF MY SHIT CAN BE COPIED
AND YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY TOP ME
I NEVER NEED TO BE COCKY, GOT RAPPERS SPEAKING LIKE ZOMBIES
I'M A BEAST, NEED AN ARMY IF YOU'RE SCHEMING TO STOP ME
BUT EVEN THEN YOU CAN'T HARM ME, I STARTED THIS SHIT AND RAN WITH IT LIKE A CAR THIEF
IT'S 3:16 AND I'M STEVE AUSTIN
BEEF OFTEN LEAVIN EM STONE COLD IN A COFFIN
RATTLESNAKE, HAVIN YOU QUAKIN PRAYIN TO GOD BUT
NOBODY ABLE TO SAVE YOU
AND IF YOUR NAME AIN'T JOEY Z AND YOU'RE A RAPPER I HATE YOU
IF YOU WERE HALF AS DOPE AS ME THEN PEOPLE WOULD SAY THAT YOU'RE GREAT TOO
BUT YOU'RE NOT SO I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE DO
WITH WHAT YOU GOT, ME AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE SAME VIEWS
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS WE CAN'T RELATE DUDE
YOU COULDN'T STAND IN MY GODDAMN SHOES, I'M STILL MICHAEL JORDAN FILMING SPACE JAM 2
Track Name: LUNAR PURCHASES
PICTURE PERFECT, I PAINT A PERFECT PICTURE
FAT, WHITE, DRESSED STUPID, LONG HAIR UP IN THE MIXTURE
POSTED IN A LAWN CHAIR WITH A SWISHER
SIP A LITTLE BIT OF LIQUOR AND LISTEN TO AL GREEN
I'M GOIN BACK TO SPACE
BIG ON MY OWN PLANET WHERE I STACKS THE PAPES
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING, I'M A BASKETCASE
NOW TELL ME WHERE THE PARTY'S AT SO I CAN SMASH THE PLACE
MOTHAFUCKA IN A MASK & CAPE
TEAR IT OFF SO EVERYBODY SEES MY GODDAMN FACE
IN A FLASH DISAPPEAR WITHOUT A GODDAMN TRACE
YEARS LATER, REAPPEAR, MUSTACHE, SUNGLASSES
EYES LOW UNDER A BALL CAP IN SOME FAR OFF PLACE
ARMS CROSSED IN THE SHADOWS OF A BAZAAR
HEAR THE FAMILIAR SOUND OF A SQUADRON IN MILITARY CARS
NOT VERY FAR, NOW I'M TURNIN GREEN, SHIRT RIPPED FROM MY GROWIN ARMS
I'M JUST GOIN ON, I'M NEVER GOIN OFF
THE FUCKIN CHAMPION, AT THIS POINT I'M JUST SHOWIN OFF
THE ONLY WAY YOU'D GET MY ACCOLADES IS IF YOU BLOW THE BOSS
WHICH IS ME, SO I GUESS IT'S NOT A TOTAL LOSS
PUT A MOTHAFUCKA IN THE COBRA CLUTCH
HUMILIATE HIM AND ON TOP OF THAT I STOLE HIS LUNCH
PUNCH HIM IN THE STOMACH WHILE TWO BIG RUSSIANS BOTH HOLD HIM UP
I AIN'T SELLIN RECORDS BUT I'M RAPPIN LIKE I SOLD A BUNCH
WHOLE TEAM EATIN LIKE WE IN THE FUCKIN HUNGER GAMES
... I'VE NEVER SEEN THE HUNGER GAMES
I SHOULD PROBABLY SWITCH TO ANOTHER NAME
BUT I STILL THINK I'M JOEY Z & I DON'T REALLY WANNA CHANGE
NAW, ALWAYS BEEN A FUCKIN PAIN
SMOKE GOOD WEED BITCH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKIN STRAIN
MIND SHARP LIKE A RAZOR REPLACED MY FUCKIN BRAIN
I DON'T TALK TO YOU RAPPERS 'CAUSE I THINK YOU'RE ALL FUCKIN LAME

I'M THE SHIT SO FUCK WHAT YOU THINK
BUT IF YOU THINK THAT I'M THE SHIT TOO THEN LETS GO GET A DRINK
YOU CAN TALK ABOUT MY RAP, HOW IT'S YOUR FAVORITE SHIT TO SING
AND HOW YOUR DAD TELLS YOU TO TURN IT DOWN BY 10:15, RIGHT?
I'M SO TIGHT, ADVERTISE MY SHIT LIKE "HE DON'T KNOW HIS OWN MIGHT!"
DON'T PASS ME SHIT, I BROUGHT MY OWN MIC
AND I'MA HOLD IT THE WHOLE NIGHT, SO HOLD TIGHT
ONLY WRITE MY RAPS IN ALL CAPS & BOLD TYPE
ME & YOU AIN'T EVEN IN THE SAME LEAGUE
WE DON'T COMPETE
SNEAK IN WHILE YOU SLEEPIN N LEAVE YOU LEAKIN BENEATH YOUR SHEETS
WE DON'T SPEAK TO POLICE, DON'T EVEN ASK ME
STAY CLASSY, ONLY CUFFS INVOLVED IF I'M DOIN THE NASTY
GARBAGE ASS RAPPERS, ALL THESE YOUNG WHITE ASPIES
BLOWIN UP MY FUCKIN MESSAGES, "YO COLLAB G?"
NO
WE CAN ONLY SPEAK IF YOU'RE DOPE
IF YOUR FLOW'S ON POINT AND YOUR SPEECH ISN'T BROKE
IF YOUR BEATS AIN'T A JOKE
YOU DON'T CHOKE AT THE SHOW
MEET THOSE REQUIREMENTS, INQUIRE AND I'LL STILL SAY NO
'CAUSE YOU STILL AIN'T ME, AND I'M THE GREATEST
TELL ME I'M THE BEST AND I'LL TELL YOU THAT'S UNDERRATED
FUCK WHAT YOU SAYIN & FUCK WHERE YOU STAYIN
I ONLY SPEND MY TIME IN ROOMS LOOK LIKE THE FINEST IN VEGAS
YES, YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER'S ENTIRE PLAYLIST
AND YOU AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT BUT STAY PISSED
I NEVER AIM BUT I AIN'T MISSED
EVERY STRAY HITS
GO APESHIT OVER BASS KICKS
NO FAKE TRICKS
THIS IS BASED SHIT
SO THANK THE BASEDGOD
GET A DAY JOB, RAPPIN AIN'T YOUR GAME, DOGG
I KNOW THAT'S PROBABLY DIFFICULT TO HEAR BUT STAY STRONG
IT AIN'T YOUR FAULT, BLAME YOUR PARENTS, YOU WERE MADE WRONG
SPIT FLAMES LIKE I'M PLAYIN WITH NAPALM
STAY CALM, I'MA SAVE THE DAY, JUST HANG ON
ALREADY WON THE MATCH BEFORE THE BELL RANG
ALL WHITE MARBLE TILE FLOOR LOOK LIKE THE CELL GAMES
Track Name: TWO-HANDED HIGH FIVES
DON'T EVER GET IT TWISTED
THIS A MIXTURE OF MAGIC & MASTERY OF LINGUISTICS
IT'S BIG BUSINESS, BIG FISTS ON MY WRISTS WHEN I GRIP THIS MIC TO SPIT IT
CAN I PLEASE GET A WITNESS?
GET IT FOCUSED, KNOWN THAT JOEY'S THE DOPEST
FROM THE JUMP, EVEN BACK WHEN I WAS ON THAT LAB COAT SHIT
RIDICULOUS 2, ADMIT IT, IT'S TRUE
MIXTAPE OF EVERY YEAR UNTIL I DROP MY NEXT MIXTAPE
THINkIN YOU'RE THE SHIT, BUT YOUR SHIT AIN'T
SPLIT TAKES, BITCH SNAKES GET DEALT WITH
I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES, LIGHT TNT WITH MY BREATH
AND HAVE A BLAST
DROP A GUILLOTINE ON YOUR NECK
IF YOU SEE ME OUTSIDE THE NET THEN YOU BETTER BE SLAPPIN HANDS
THE SPECTACULAR, RAP DRACULA
SPITTIN NASTY VERNACULAR
GNASH AN ATTACKER'S SCAPULA
MASSACRE HALF OF THE DAMN PLANET
YALL ARE SOME AMATEURS, THESE RAPS PACKED WITH MAGMA
DOCKED ALL MY STATS IN TO STRENGTH, SPEED AND STAMINA
THAT SHIT'S A BIT TOO HOT TO HANDLE BRUH
AND EVERY TIME I ROCK I START BREATHIN FIRE LIKE GAMERA
NO PAPARAZZI, I STOMPED OUT ALL OF THE CAMERAS
MASTERED THE ART OF WAR, NOW I'M SLAPPIN ANY COMPETITORS
EVERY VERSE SEEM LIKE GODDAMN PERFECTION
I'M A GODDAMN LEGEND
I DROP A TAPE AND YOUR PROJECT'S ENDING
DON'T BOX ME WITHOUT PROTECTION FOR YOUR FACE AND MID-SECTION
POP OFF WHEN I SQUEEZE YOUR NECK, BODY PARTS IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS
SO PARDON ME, I'M THE BEST
ANY QUESTIONS? MY ANSWER'S DEATH
I'MA LAUGH WHILE YOU GASP FOR BREATH
DON'T CONSIDER THIS SHIT AS THREATS
I'M THE RIDDLER AND THE QUESTION IS WHO AM I DROPPIN NEXT?
EVERYBODY, YOU STUPID LOSERS STAND AROUND ME YOU'RE DEAD
WHOLE CLIQUE COME EQUIPPED WITH APOCALYPTIC INTENT
THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS
I'M OFF THE WHEELS, OVER THE FENCE
NO LANDING GEAR ON MY JETS, I JUST HOTBOX THEN EJECT
LAND CENTER TARGET IN A TUX, CLEAR MY VOICE
I GRAB THE MIC AND SAY "I DON'T SMOKE WEED WITH FUCKBOYS" THEN I'M OUT
Track Name: BRANDY
YUP
BEEN THE SHIT SINCE MY DOG WAS A PUP (REST IN PEACE)
SONGS ON THE NET, THE NET GOBBLED EM UP
BECAUSE I ALWAYS MAKE GOLD OUT OF ALL THAT I TOUCH
WITH THE MIC IN THE CLUTCH
TOUCH DOWN, ON SIGHT CROWDS LIVENING UP, LIKE…

OF COURSE
BEEN SICK SINCE KIDS ON THE PORCH
KICK FLIPS ON INVISIBLE BOARDS
AND EVERY SINGLE THING I DO LOOK LIKE I DID IT BEFORE
YOU CAN CATCH ME IN A CAPE WITH A SWORD
I'M TAKING BROAD SWINGS, WHOLE TEAM'S READY FOR WAR
IT'S THE BEST OF THE BEST ASSEMBLED, KEEP TRACK OF THE SCORE
YOU IN THE PRESENCE OF THE GENERAL, PUT YOUR HEAD TO THE FLOOR
I GOT THE FRESHEST DECOR, BUNK BED FOR NO REASON, MATTRESS SIT ON THE FLOOR
WHITE BOARD ON THE DOOR WITH A NON-FUNCTIONING LOCK
BROKEN IPOD DOCK
BANNERS WITH BANDS I DON'T LISTEN TO ANYMORE
NEVER HAD A SHELF FOR AWARDS
BLUE RIBBON FOR FIRST PLACE, DON'T REMEMBER WHAT I GOT IT FOR

YEA, I KNEW THAT
EVERYBODY WONDERING WHEN I'M GETTING A NEW HAT
TOO BAD, KEEP IT FORWARD, I NEVER MOVE BACK
MONOPOLY OWNING PROPERTIES WHEREVER YOU LAND
SO BETTER YOUR PLANS, YOU DON'T STAND A GHOST OF A CHANCE
YO, I COME FROM A SARCOPHAGUS THAT ROSE FROM THE SAND, DAMN

YES, I KNOW
WITH THE FLOW LIKE SOLOS THAT HENDRIX WROTE
THE LYRICS IN THE PHONE 'CAUSE EVERY TIME I SCRIBBLE "YO" THE PEN EXPLODES
STAINS SPELLING OUT EXPLETIVES, EXCELLENCE, EVERY VERSE IS DOPE
FUCK A BRIDGE, I'MA BURN THE ROPES
NO CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF MY MOUNTAIN PAST THE CIRCLE OF SMOKE
WHERE I RESIDE AT THE PEAK, IN A CIRCLE OF STONES
THREE CANDLES ON THE ROCKS, WHILE I WRITE THESE POEMS
IN A PAIR OF SOCKS, I LEFT THE NIKES HOME
YALL ARE HOLDING OUT, HOPING A FUCK MIGHT BE SHOWN
BUT I DON'T THINK I'VE GIVEN ONE SINCE I WAS NINE YEARS OLD
THE BEATS HOT, BUT THE RHYMES SO COLD
AND I NEVER ATTEND EVENTS, SEND MY ROBOT CLONES
LIVE FEED OF MY VOICE FROM THE WIFI FOR SHOWS, SO...

NO SHIT
GO BIG, GO HOME, OR BLOW DICKS
MUSIC MADE ME MONEY, COULD BOAST I'M SO RICH
BUT YOU COULD PROBABLY BRAG BETTER IF YOU CHOSE TO BLOW DICKS
THAT'S UNFORTUNATE, EVERY BEAT I WRECK I STICK A FORK IN IT
I'M IN ORBIT & YOU AIN'T GOTTA QUESTION WHO THE FORCE IS WITH
I'M TALKING WARS AGAIN, LIGHTSABERS, EXPLOSIONS AND
LAST SECOND, I'M ESCAPING BLASTS IN MY FLOATING WHIP
WHEN I WALK IN TO THE PARTY PEOPLE NOTICE IT
WHERE THE WEED AT? BRING IT TO ME, I WILL SMOKE THAT SHIT

YES I DID
SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL EM WHO THE EFF I IS
I AM NICKI MINAJ